So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
