She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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