I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All the doctor said was why
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
