If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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