so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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