the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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