And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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