i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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