Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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