Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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