Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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