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(616): View more from Michigan

Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband

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(619): View more from California

My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.

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(309): View more from Illinois

"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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(708): View more from Illinois

I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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(818): View more from California

you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.

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(915): View more from Texas

Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.

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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls

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