real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Can I color on your dick again?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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