and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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