She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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