she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm always down for nudity.
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