Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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