just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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