after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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