Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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