Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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