i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
