No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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