He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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