I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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