A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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