so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She bit a glass in half.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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