ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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