are you so shy because you have an std?
My cat gives me a boner
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My penis needs a shock collar
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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