When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
did i walk over a car last night?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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