Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize