Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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