4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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