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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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