i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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