but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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