ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
