Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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