I am in a vortex of obligation.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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