Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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