Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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