can u get pink eye on your cock?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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