what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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