So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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