Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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