you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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