a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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