Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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