I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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