yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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