she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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