I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
