I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
