20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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