she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
this just has baby written all over it
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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